Buffy the Vampire Slayer – “One Small Promise”
Dark Horse Comics – Feb. 7, 2001
Writer(s): Tom Fassbender, Jim Pascoe
Artist(s): Cliff Richards, Guy Major, P. Craig Russel, Clem Robbins
Editor: Scott Allie

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Noooooo! Right after that Giles comic?

Blech.

Buffy looks evil as hell, gives Riley a gift of a necklace. They get in a verbal fight over the gift and Riley is all “I have a weener” and Buffy is all “don’t be one” and then some vampires show up and they murder them.

Then they kiss the end.

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The art is bad. The story is so stupid. It could have never been a thing and the universe would have been the same, save my suffering. And thats its biggest sin: it is so offensively non-offensive. It is a fart with no smell; you heard it, you know that something awful is there, and despite the fact that it doesn’t stink, you still taste it. This comic is a weak fart. This comic is your grandma only having butterscotch candies at her house when you visit. This comic is someone sneezing into a tissue then opening it up to look at it right in front of you.

This Comic: is some kind of afterbirth or something, I don’t know. Putrid, putrid afterbirth.

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